Anna Karenina - Larissa Volokhonsky, Richard Pevear, Leo Tolstoy

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

 

So it goes one of the most well known first lines in fiction. I'll make a go for it, though I reserve the option of dropping it to continue rolling. It has started eminently entertaining with it's dry commentary on characters and society.