Gunmetal Magic -  Ilona Andrews

“Did those nice church ladies come by again?”
He nodded. “I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God’s eyes. And then they decided they were late to be somewhere else.”
A little bit of knowledge was a very dangerous thing.


LMAO! I'll have to remember that one. I'm reading this one on the hope vampires will makes an appearance for my Bingo Square, but even if they don't, this writing team never disappoints.